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Iq Demotivational Poster


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm

ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm


TAGS: back roll technique ireland
Rating: 4.52/5

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Zreiser - January 6, 2011, 12:17 pm
TTH but then it wouldn't sound Irish...
TheTrashHeap - July 3, 2010, 11:52 am
"bloody Boat" or "darn boat" would have worked just as well. Do we really want to tempt the tasteless police?


TAGS: addiction calendar autor unknown liquid
Rating: 4.31/5

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Verdeckt - February 25, 2012, 12:39 am


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

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MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?

Iron Man -

TAGS: man liquor comics
Rating: 2.38/5

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BeautyFromPain - August 2, 2009, 4:36 pm
Doesn't look like he has any junk in there..
Sean - June 9, 2009, 4:52 pm
... but not much longer.
bOB cHIN - June 9, 2009, 4:49 pm
Pulleezze, that magenta boa with those gloves!

BE UNIQUE - Society will tell you to do things a certain way Don't listen to them

TAGS: unique pissing wtf bathroom
Rating: 4.56/5

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Hinoron - December 14, 2011, 3:26 pm
Recommend peeing with your mouth closed.
calvin5040 - November 20, 2011, 9:48 pm
HEY! my neighbor's dog pee's upside down.


TAGS: it feels good liquid
Rating: 5/5

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BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 8:09 pm
Lets just say... only when you're in jail.
calvin5040 - February 10, 2013, 10:32 pm




TAGS: puppy alone chair liquid
Rating: 4.44/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - January 9, 2013, 10:28 pm
The bitterness of someone left alone. Oh the years have burned , they burn. Oh they burn! I used to be your little puppy!
Kyronic - December 16, 2012, 2:30 am
5 lonely puppies for you.

COMBINED IQ OF 63 - The one on the left has an IQ of 6. The one on the right has an IQ of 3.

TAGS: iq 63
Rating: 4.81/5

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NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 7:06 am
Probably because it's most of the ink their upper-limbs will have ever seen laid in their lives.
Hinoron - December 5, 2015, 9:50 pm
Getting tons of uncoverable tattoos is like signing a contract saying "I want to work in the back rooms for the rest of my life."
Iconoclast - November 12, 2012, 4:26 pm
But, how could an employer resist hiring them with those awsome tattoos.


TAGS: good dog liquid
Rating: 4.58/5

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Millzy - August 23, 2016, 8:25 pm
Hahahahahaha. Damn!!!
kimzter - July 8, 2011, 12:42 am
LOL I put it on desktop so my wife will see it in the morning It's that good so i fived it too


TAGS: cats men liquid
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - September 8, 2015, 11:13 pm
Hey nod. You've contributed some decent comments. How's about a poster?
GaryO - September 8, 2015, 11:10 pm
Could be. Here's credit to that whimpering simp.
nobodyofdistinction - September 8, 2015, 11:04 pm
I think this is a Bill Maher quote, and you should give credit.
Greeny - February 15, 2013, 5:15 am
But it's no fun tying a tin can to a cat's tail, if it's indoors
steve1961 - February 14, 2013, 6:28 pm
Cats belong indoors. Period.
GaryO - February 14, 2013, 10:07 am
Well, nic, you missed my little play on words. I can’t even squish a stink bug. I cradled him in my hand, took him outside, talked to him, gently set him on the deck….and watched the cat eat him
nicholsjoshua15 - February 14, 2013, 2:02 am
I live in a neighborhood and some a*s holes try to hit the cats, it really p*sses off me.
GaryO - February 13, 2013, 9:09 pm
Run over them? It’s their indecision that gets em….if some pussie runs in front of me, well, I’ll probably end up nailing it (ahem), but I never set out to nail pussie, it just happens
nicholsjoshua15 - February 7, 2013, 9:33 pm
An outdoor cat's life would be pretty good if it wasn't for jerks hurting them and and careless fools running over them. Like "Watch For Motorcycles" "Watch For kitties".
cathatersunite - April 25, 2012, 9:03 pm
Where they belong
LiquidAngel - July 5, 2011, 6:43 am
Thx :)
forseti - July 5, 2011, 6:31 am
great posters today, LA!! 5 furballs

THE BOTTLE! - Someone PLEASE Pass Me The Bottle

TAGS: liquor is quicker
Rating: 3.74/5

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Searcher616 - March 6, 2010, 6:28 pm
Screw the botte! Give me a case!

4 COUNT..... - Jumping Jacks Starting position post!

TAGS: shaniqua in pajamas
Rating: 2/5

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[email protected] - February 22, 2010, 10:25 pm
I know I know it should be "position move."

BEING COLORBLIND - also means you're stupid.

TAGS: colorblind color blind iq test stupid funny quiz
Rating: 2.95/5

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Shyanne - December 3, 2009, 10:37 am
lol awesome!

UNIQUE - You're Doing It... Right

TAGS: weird unique cool fashion lady gaga
Rating: 3.23/5

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fleursforeverss - February 22, 2010, 1:04 am
She pretty much replaced them (espeacially Gwenny Gwen) on the weirdness or rather the unique level
[email protected] - February 1, 2010, 5:14 am
UNIQUE? if by UNIQUE you mean just like everyone else AKA GWEN STEFANI, BOY GEORGE, MADONNA come on. Was that pedo mj NON-UNIQUE I GUESS elvis WAS RUN OF THE MILL TOO.
Woodywood03a - February 1, 2010, 1:38 am
Now, thats my kind of lady!!!

I WONDER... - What is the extra-sour liquid ??

TAGS: camel balls sour liquid wonder
Rating: 2.11/5

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culos - February 2, 2010, 4:53 am
Maybe it is produced by squeezing a cameltoe?
Derek - February 1, 2010, 11:19 pm
Perhaps the same stuff that made the marketers think this was a good idea

MY WIFE - She speaks of my drinking, but never considers my thirst.

RACIAL MINORITIES - Are even present in a galaxy far, far away.

PROGRESS - The process whereby I can still play my grandparents' 78s, But I can no longer open my computer files from college.

MR MIYAGI - Utilizes the happy ending technique ...



SOMEBODY GET A MOP! - Clean-up in Aisle 9! Mop to Aisle 9! Clean-up in Aisle "YOU" ROMO!



ROMO WISCONSIN NATIVE - Tell your "MAMMA", I'll be over LATER!

SO CUTE IT MAKES YOU STUPID. - Somethings are so cute they lower you IQ by half.

TAGS: kitten cat cute iq stupid
Rating: 4/5

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Sho - February 2, 2013, 12:37 pm
It doesn't matter now.
steve1961 - February 2, 2013, 3:09 am
I know I'm all kinds of bad for saying this but I think sarcasm is a separate case and transcends just out and out meaness if it is used to make a point. I would be inclined to give Aquaman a pass on this one...but i aint up to me. Peace and love to all.
nicholsjoshua15 - February 1, 2013, 10:41 pm
Thanks for all of the good feedback. I'm glad you guy / gals like this post. Also I thought 'Dig My Dog' was only for dogs? Cool to know kitty where to post this kind of post. My 'R' key got stuck; that's why it's 'You' instead of 'Your'.
Aqualung - February 1, 2013, 6:33 pm
Is that the near queue or the far queue?
Sho - February 1, 2013, 1:39 pm
4L's for the laugh :)
Sho - February 1, 2013, 1:39 pm
So you're the one who made that tunnel in the queue
Aqualung - February 1, 2013, 9:40 am
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:37 am
If you ahven't already, post this at dig my dog as well.
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:30 am
Nicholsjoshua15 your poster was the 1st thing I saw as I logged in and it gave me the biggest awwww moment so thank you. It's almost too cute...teehee.
MissPriss - February 1, 2013, 9:24 am
Aqualung it is one thing to politely point out spelling errors about a poster, but if you feel so inclined to add insult in your commentary, do so in the form of a PM (PRIVATE message) to the member. FYI...check your PM box.
Aqualung - February 1, 2013, 9:00 am
Yes, some things (two words) do lower you(r) IQ by half. But as you started from eleven you're still ten and a half so don't feel too bad.


HEADS UP - When you absolutely, positively have to shred All evidence that the Zombie Apocolypse ever existed... Guinness cup holders are standard issue


LADY GAGA - I Want Your Ugly, I Want Your Disease

TAGS: lady gaga weird unique beautiful
Rating: 1.36/5

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Derek - February 2, 2010, 3:52 pm
She is Miss Piggy - in the middle of a Kermit orgy
[email protected] - February 2, 2010, 9:12 am
What happened to miss piggy! PETA has to do something about this woman! And her new album sux!!



TAGS: tattoo unique woman
Rating: 4.55/5

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Faceplant31 - February 23, 2011, 5:27 pm
Good looking gal right here.


LADY GAGA - Fashion On Crack

TAGS: lady gaga beautiful fashion fashinable unique
Rating: 1.71/5

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Fatt Matt - February 1, 2010, 2:57 pm
Better safe than sorry, Bovee. Use fire.
Bovee - February 1, 2010, 2:39 pm
Just dont know what to say. i am sitting on the fence on if its hot or if i need to kill it to save the rest of you.
LogicDude - February 1, 2010, 2:25 pm
Why is the word "fashion" in there? It works better if you leave it out.

LIQUID COURAGE - Like a Russian tank, I only have one gear, forward, and it's powered by vodka.

TAGS: liquid courage tank
Rating: 5/5

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Iconoclast - September 12, 2012, 3:28 pm
But which brand? I'll opt for Grey Goose Citron. But, it's all a matter of personal preference.
maoworks2 - September 12, 2012, 7:54 am
Fill My Tank Please With 80 Proof.


TAGS: sophia loren beauty liquid
Rating: 4.89/5

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GaryO - February 5, 2012, 12:44 pm
Yeah, just right clicked…I’d kicked off on the ‘now lost’ since Jane is gone and Sophia is still around…Sophia pix….thought I’d seen ‘em all
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 12:20 pm
wonder how many will see there is a (pretty good actually) t5xt below the picture :)
djrcreative - February 5, 2012, 11:52 am
That would be Sophia Loren c1966. Get your vintage hotties straight. (ie: google image) ;P LOL! 5L for the OMG + 5L for the poem = 4L ;) j/k
GaryO - February 5, 2012, 11:29 am
Izzat one of Hughes’ first squeezes, Jane Ru55ell?



TAGS: si nos freres assieges gallique tenu le plus longtemps
Rating: 4.29/5

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falloutghoul - January 2, 2012, 11:58 am
And then we became sore losers. "Where's your dragon now? HUH?!?!"
Sean - May 16, 2010, 1:06 pm
Hey! Is THAT a Loch Ness Monster shot? Huh? Hmmmm???
Anything - May 16, 2010, 12:58 pm
The absence of the dragon makes it funnier.
agdaniele - May 16, 2010, 2:23 am

FREEDOM - countless have given there lives so you would have the freedom to be a complete idiot.

TAGS: lowiq
Rating: 4.07/5

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EmilioDumphque - March 1, 2013, 4:16 am
If you are being judged, you aren't free.


TAGS: golf etiquette
Rating: 4.05/5

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Treehodger - March 14, 2010, 4:54 pm
Perhaps a future quote in the book I am working on. If I happen to use it, I will PM you and ask for permission. Well played sir, well played.


TAGS: urinal bathroom etiquette
Rating: 4/5

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rerun - January 30, 2010, 5:54 pm

3 shakes max? Most teen boys that would be enough to start and finish the show.

MY BEST FRIEND - It took me a little while to get to know him, but once you do he never leaves. This is my friend Jack Daniels.

TAGS: best friend forever liquid
Rating: 3.55/5

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Vampyro - July 22, 2011, 6:11 am
I 5aved that one. Jack is my best friend too

I CAN'T - But Chris Brown can

TAGS: rihanna chris brown iq
Rating: 3.52/5

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mattb - July 3, 2009, 8:19 pm
that makes it all worthwhile
mrawesomo - April 7, 2009, 8:33 pm
you made me laugh!



TAGS: liquor fail
Rating: 2.08/5

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EpicScribbles - June 9, 2011, 9:53 pm
I told him that meth was bad, now look what he's done!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2010, 5:11 am
Agreed...But it does give us a reason to laugh at Angelous.
culos - November 1, 2010, 5:10 am
I'm referring to the fact that this is not proper English on a picture that has been used before. I guess there's 1 approver amongst the 7 who doesn't take the time to really look at the posters when hitting the approval button. 14% of crap explained...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 1, 2010, 4:55 am
That's not fair Culos, There are 7 people approving posters with 7 different points of view and opinions on funny. We do our best.
culos - November 1, 2010, 4:48 am
Approval rules seem to be applied more loosely these days
AdmiralAckbar - October 31, 2010, 11:39 pm
seen this before 109992
ICEMAN - October 31, 2010, 11:29 pm
Is that text supposed to be in english?


GRADUATION - An event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that "individuality" is the key to success.

AND I THINK TO MYSELF - "It's lovely to know that the world can't interfere with the inside of your head"... most days.


TAGS: unique embrace
Rating: 4.71/5

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MissPriss - December 20, 2012, 10:32 am
5L...now if only I could get my therapist to see it that way.


TAGS: angry burn beer liquid
Rating: 4.69/5

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CommonSenseIsUncommon - August 24, 2011, 7:06 pm
Hank Hill quote.


TAGS: liquor
Rating: 4.67/5

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Tman545 - February 18, 2011, 8:39 am
lol and cockburns next to drysack


TAGS: cubicle etiquette
Rating: 4.62/5

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MaxxKaos - January 14, 2012, 12:22 am
"I was told I could listen to my music at a reasonable volume..."


I THINK OUR FIRST DATE - is moving along quite nicely



TAGS: suicide assignment liquid courage and stupidity don t mix
Rating: 3.92/5

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GreyScorpion - January 8, 2010, 2:06 pm
No need to apologize, I was just playin' w/ you derek. my snide to to your dry. it's all good...I enjoy reading your comments and observations.
Derek - January 8, 2010, 5:53 am
Sorry Grey, of course I can see what you intended - I don't try to "ruin posters", I try give an alternate view on things. My apologies if you don't find them funny.
Ed-Hyde - December 29, 2009, 8:38 am
I thought it was funny Grey. Course, you have to wonder why he'd need 5 more rounds, other than to shoot you for calling him a pussy. :)
agdaniele - December 28, 2009, 6:26 pm
He has a tendency to enjoy ruining posters.
GreyScorpion - December 28, 2009, 6:24 pm
Derek,of all people I was sure you'd get the motherly beratement angle to the joke.
Derek - December 28, 2009, 6:17 pm
It's a game Grey! Russian idea. Only thing wrong is the drink; they recommend vodka.


TAGS: shocker pleasure cubbybear technique
Rating: 3.41/5

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glassdaemon - April 5, 2011, 8:34 pm
I will break his flippin pinky.... especially the ones that are so defensive about their own rear. >.>

GENE HUNT TUTORIALS - Now pay attention or I'll come 'round your houses and stamp all over your toys...


TAGS: from my corporate etiquette series
Rating: 3.24/5

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Sean - April 13, 2009, 7:32 pm
And how is that NOT a viable marketing strategy ... sheesh. You know waht CB? You were too good for that company.
Cubbybear - April 13, 2009, 2:54 pm
In my defense...Who doesn't want bigger boobies?
Sean - April 13, 2009, 1:27 pm
And in his belated defence: can you come up with a better marketing strategy?
Sean - April 13, 2009, 1:26 pm
I'd like th thank Cubbybear for allowing me to turn a bitter moment in his life into what I hope is a valuable life lesson for others who wish to stay longer in the corporate world than CB's month and a half.

THE LOOK OF SHEER TERROR - A woman's face the second she realizes she is about to fart in public and can't deny it's hers.

TRENDS - Some Are Best Left Unfollowed



TAGS: greeny urinal etiquette
Rating: 5/5

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Greeny - September 17, 2011, 7:19 am
Thanks - I had dreams about this last night!


TAGS: prayer marriage ring liquid
Rating: 4.7/5

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Budog - February 5, 2012, 5:57 pm
I've been married almost 27 years now. I could have killed her on the honeymoon and already been out of prison for good behavior...
BeNiceToMe - February 5, 2012, 12:01 pm
too bad your w5fe spoiled this otherwise perfect score :)


TAGS: relinquish love hope again liquid
Rating: 4.7/5

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holymoly - March 24, 2012, 12:56 pm
Another great poster LA. I just wanted to comment that you probably have the most reconizable style here. I've always loved your stuff



TAGS: formal setting low etiquette
Rating: 4.63/5

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Bartimaeus - May 6, 2011, 9:59 pm
I'm surprised they didn't hit pean*ts
spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:19 pm
*b u t t e r, is apparently censored. LOL
spacedog - May 6, 2011, 8:18 pm
HA! Thanks Feas,I'd oblige you if I knew what that was. Some kind of peanut butter I'm guessing. ;)
Feasibly - May 5, 2011, 10:09 pm
Quite eloquent there, Space, pa55 the Grey Poupon...

CYNIC - A man who, when he smells a flower, looks around for the coffin.

TAGS: smell the flowers liquid
Rating: 4.54/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 18, 2012, 5:27 pm
Oh, man! Liquid, you are spot on! You're brilliant! Lol! 5


TAGS: and beyond i propose a minimum iq requirement for breeding couples
Rating: 4.52/5

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thatonechick - June 26, 2010, 11:38 am
Oh, shit. My bad.
TheTrashHeap - June 26, 2010, 11:37 am
Me_ - April 21, 2010, 3:38 pm
Einstein was the man.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:47 pm
No worries....they were OK with garlic butter......
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:45 pm
Yikes did she put us to shame in the junk department. Sorry about the crabs by the way.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:40 pm
Not since we had that 3=way with Rhea Perlman.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:37 pm
Ha! You've had worse.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:33 pm
I'm not into dogs....that's why I rejected Rerun's advances.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:32 pm
But I'd never want to come between you two Moo+.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 11:27 pm
He only made them so Spacedog would take him back....You guys are so cute together.
spacedog - April 19, 2010, 11:26 pm
Wow! Great run of posters TTH, 5Ls all round.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:41 pm
@ Grey......Waaaaaa? @TTH,.....she's got a great ass as well...I'm a bad person.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:38 pm
is it a snicker? or a snigger, or a giggle or a girly "hehehe" or a full fledeged drop to your knees belly laugh? cause I get that too...the snigger, not the drop to your knees thing, you know what I'm saying, right moo+?
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:37 pm
Mrs.Mooooooooooooooooooo is a very patient young woman.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 19, 2010, 9:33 pm
Actually, She laughs at you behind your back......Mrs.Mooooooooo laughs right to my face.
TheTrashHeap - April 19, 2010, 9:30 pm
She is very supportive of my Moti-career. As long as I get the dishes done before she gets home.
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm
GreyScorpion - April 19, 2010, 9:28 pm
Damn, so many excellent posters!! Trashette must be wondering when you're coming back with that gallon of milk

CRITIQUE - If you can teach a dog to play chess, don't criticize his game.

TAGS: critical critique
Rating: 4.5/5

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MuddySoapfish - November 22, 2011, 10:11 am
Nice Job



TIME'S FUNNY - When you're a kid, it passes slowly, and the next thing you're 50 and your childhood fits into a rusty little box

UNIQUE - You are unique and individual Just like everyone else..

TAGS: nailer unique you think
Rating: 3.65/5

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spacedog - September 7, 2010, 9:10 pm
Nice pic.
hootizz - September 7, 2010, 2:52 am
Its about time the 'yellow cab company' updated their fleet...


TAGS: ah monique so sweet
Rating: 3.57/5

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agdaniele - August 7, 2009, 1:46 am
Sean - August 7, 2009, 12:29 am
And if I may quote one of those e-mails: "... and your nipples are just like candy, but not those damned candy corns ... those things are lame. Maybe when your [sic] old they'll be kinda like that, but not now!!!"

WHY? - She's A Free B!tch Baby

TAGS: lady gaga fame just dance bad romance poker face music unique talent
Rating: 3.07/5

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TheTrashHeap - April 10, 2010, 12:26 am
11 minutes isn't so bad.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:54 pm
WAIT i get it now! Forgive me I am incredibly slow tonight.
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:51 pm
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:44 pm
Claire - April 9, 2010, 11:43 pm
TTH, please elaborate.
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 11:40 pm
Lady of Rose? GaGa-Tarded? I Call shenanigans! This is a Tranny!

CAR ORGY - Well you would expect something like this in front of a liquor store.

GOING OUT ON A LIMB HERE - But I just don't think these guys are a good judge of IQ.

TAGS: iq advertisements
Rating: 2.36/5

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TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 7:17 pm
yeah i get it. it's just that web addresses are against the rules and pixels are frowned upon.
mejes - December 3, 2009, 7:04 pm
Well I had to use the pic that was there (not much of a photoshop expert) and an IQ site spelling their advertisment wrong, come on, they deserve the exposure.
TheTrashHeap - December 3, 2009, 7:00 pm
pixelated and a web address?

ANTIQUES - Today's junk is tomorrows junk that some idiot will be willing to overpay for.

MOZAMBIQUE - They Want A Motivational Poster, Too

TAGS: america flag mozambique originality alexdk
Rating: 2.24/5

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LOLOLOL - June 10, 2009, 6:19 pm
Person from the middle east as if all of them are terrorists you sick ass people!!! And making fun of other countries but ur own is NOT patriotic it's just facism!!! THERE ARE ONLY 3 FACTIONS IN THE WORLD- THE U.N, THE HOSTILE, AND THE NEUTRAL.
LOLOLOL - June 10, 2009, 6:12 pm
Oh come on, u actually believe american steriotypes? america has enough money and oil only makes up 20% of it's energy compared to 50% COAL Damn you anti war people!!! I like the middle east but you SPIT on those who fight for u and then typecast every ^


Antique Vulva -

ROMO TO SWITCH NUMBERS - because it looks like the Packers already have his number! And they've been calling it all day.


Lot #774 Branch -

Canadians -

TAGS: canadians language slang unique cultures
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:42 pm
Blasphemy! Canada stands alone...eh? Thanks OSA.
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:41 pm
Loony, toony... still much nicer looking than American money...teehee. Thanks Robin, er, Cannabal
MissPriss - October 22, 2013, 7:38 pm
Slang, yup. It sounds very much like... thanks silvie :)
Silverheart - October 22, 2013, 10:26 am

I use more than a few of those words... I did grow up just across a lake from Canada. Any slang for 5 Lions?
Cannabal - October 21, 2013, 7:23 pm
"In Canada, their dollar is called the "loony." How can you take an economic crisis seriously?" ~Robin Williams
OSA - October 21, 2013, 5:07 pm
US/Canada. Australia/NZ. ...Close, but not quite the same!!

Liquor Lips -

TAGS: women liquor abstinence ugly
Rating: 5/5

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Cannabal - September 16, 2013, 5:15 pm
"Why is it that most of the women are against abortion are women you wouldn't wanna f'uck in the first place?" ~George Carlin

Lot #772 Broom -

TAGS: broom auction antique
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 2:30 am
Ooooh, I'm sorry - batteries not included. However, as for the "young kitchen wench"....
SLOHAND62 - May 23, 2013, 7:54 pm
DO batterys and a young kitchen wench come in the deal? 5 swipes

Etiquette Lesson #9 -

antiques roadshow -

Lot #777 A Beautiful Day -

TAGS: sunlight auction antique beautiful day
Rating: 4.92/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 1:00 pm
Thanks... this was my snarky series. After all this, came the Jedi cat. Completely on a high of mania, lol.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 24, 2013, 12:58 pm
As long as you're not sparkling, you're completely healthy.
5150monkeylove - May 24, 2013, 11:28 am
I really like this series... 5L
Reality Lord - May 23, 2013, 6:20 pm

it burns ....it burns

Lot #775 Dining room table set -

Life Lessons -

TAGS: children lessons teaching technique hands on
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - February 21, 2014, 6:21 pm
Thanks Ug. But you are mistaken...it's a 3L less 30%. ;0
ughomer - February 21, 2014, 8:06 am

Trick-or-Treat! -

TAGS: halloween trick treat unique quote
Rating: 4.88/5

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Thedge - October 19, 2014, 5:47 pm
Good image (great) and a nice thought.
Thedge - October 19, 2014, 5:46 pm
Good image (great) and a nice thought.

Lot #773 Ink Pen -

TAGS: pen auction antique ink
Rating: 4.86/5

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Iconoclast - May 23, 2013, 11:40 pm
5L and I LOVE my ink pens.


Seriously Fellas -

TAGS: garyo pals liquor drinking skeletons
Rating: 4.8/5

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MissPriss - July 5, 2014, 7:21 pm
Well at least it was just a beer and not something classy like Jack D!
GaryO - July 5, 2014, 9:15 am
Funny, Missy…reeeeeal funny. Acshly, that beer did seem to go right thru me yesterday.